wall shit

The act of defecating in public, usually on a wall or free standing object. The act differs from traditional public shitting given that the taker extends the torso away from the wall, leaving the legs unbent and the ass well above the head. The single most important characteristic of a wall shit is the pressing of the cheeks against the wall so as to ruin the wall and wipe in unison. A perfect wall shit rarely results in feces on the ground and is most commonly the result of a spurned attempt to use a public restroom. As such, it is an act of both outrage and necessity.

When you plug a dab cart in an electric cord plugged in the wall so it hits. This makes it hit harder than using a pen.

When you shit so hard it gets all over the walls and is blasted with intense intestinal pressure

the stubborn person in a group who refuses to do everything, resulting, in everyone being delayed

When your menstrual mother catches you doing sick tricks.

Its when a woman does a wall sit naked and a man lays under her and eats the shit coming out of her ass

A wall shit is not quite a wall sit like in gym class but more of a sneaky way to give a middle finger to the cleaning ladies who close the bathroom at the least convenient time. Like who the hell closes the bathroom from 8:15-9:30 in a college dorm, gosh dang it, that's when we need to get in there and brush our teeth before our class that started 20 minutes ago. And the wall shit is by no means a regular shit, it is reserved for the ripest, most heinous shits ever created by one's bowels.

In order to complete a wall shit correctly, one needs to have access to a crawlspace in between the walls of a building, then he proceeds to lay his loaf next to the ducting and skedaddle before he is caught. A well-done wall shit should be stinky but only to those who search hard with their sniffer, a good wall shit goes unnoticed for at least 6 months before a scraper and power washer are needed to remove the hardened shit cake.