Walmart Jihad
A guy of middle eastern descent, although can be indian in some cases. The Walmart Jihad works at walmart (obviously) as a greeter, only because of his lack of communication skills.
Walmart Jihad: Hello, good sir, how are u dooing tooday.
American: Fine, *to wife* (hope he doesnt blow the shit outta this place).
American: Fine, *to wife* (hope he doesnt blow the shit outta this place).