Walmart meat department
Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin
“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”
Walmart/meat
Non-binary Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Walmart Bag No Cap Valid FDA Approved Lunch Meat + Only attracted to Red Buttons made out of Wood, specifically hard wood - gay = me
Some random queer: what do you identify as?
Me: Well it’s taken a lot of personal contemplation, but I’ve finally decided I identify as a Walmart/meat
Some random queer: Wow! That’s so cool, I identify as a ni-
Me: Well it’s taken a lot of personal contemplation, but I’ve finally decided I identify as a Walmart/meat
Some random queer: Wow! That’s so cool, I identify as a ni-