Waluigi
god
Waluigi is the reason we exist
Waluigi
A deep, thoughtful, sensitive man with a mustache.
Hey! You might be getting better, but nobody cheats better than Waluigi! You got that?!
Waluigi
The closest thing to a God on this Earth, and way too holy and powerful for petty conventions such as Super Smash Bros. We worship him day and night with waas.
Wow, have you been worshipping Waluigi lately? Otherwise, his army of assist trophies might kill you.
Waluigi
God and the savior of this earth. Often known to make the WAH noise.
Friend: What god you belive in.
Me: I believe Waluigi the god of this earth.
Me: I believe Waluigi the god of this earth.
Waluigi
To think Waluigi can be defined in one single measly definition is idiotic. Waluigi is more than just a word, it is a symbol. Waluigi is infinite, he has no end nor beginning. Waluigi has seen the start, and end, of multiple universes; universes that he both created and ended in a matter of centuries. Waluigi is so great and mystical, that we can only view him through modern gaming consoles. Mario is not the main character of the Super Mario bros franchise, but is instead just a background character. Waluigi is the true main character. He rarely appears in Mario games however, because he must monitor many other planets than just Earth to keep them in check. Waluigi does not appear on Smash, as his power levels would be too strong, and none of his opponents stand a chance against him. Gods tremble in his wake, and mortals foolishly think he is just a video game character. Waluigi dominates all.
“Why is everyone worshipping me when they should be worshipping my maker, Waluigi?” -God
Waluigi
Waluigi is our Lord and Savior who is the goddess of charm and lust. He will not be in smash due to him being overpowered in the community. This is a loss.
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Hey Waluigi is HOT
Waluigi
The ultimate God and saviour of mankind. He is the God of Gods. He is above enlightenment, all knowing, all thoughtful. He is too powerful. Some will say stronger than shaggy at 110 percent power. He transcends super smash bros as he will be too powerful. Death shall not consume him or anyone he desires. He controls everything. He is the god of reality and wah.
A: We must make a sacrifice to Waluigi tonight.
B: Yes, the hypergod of reality.
B: Yes, the hypergod of reality.