Walzer
A filthy molestache, as seen on the upper lip of Kurt Wolfgang Walzer (fag).
I tried to pick up women at the bar, but they kept telling me my Walzer reminded them of a pedophile.
walzering
the act of eating pudding out of another man's anus.
Art didn't eat his pudding today at lunch. He saved it for shower time, he's going to do some walzering.