Wampum, PA
Wampum is a hole in the ground. It's right smack in the middle of Ellwood and New Castle in a very tiny area that nobody knew which town to consider it. They came up the wonderful name "Wampum" and called it a borough. Not many people know where the real Wampum is located considering that nothing is there besides a bridge, a few houses, and maybe a town market. The definition of shit. Population...23. If they're lucky.
I come from Wampum, PA" "Where??" "...Exactly