Wandsworth

Infamous for the central green and leafy Wandsworth Common. Wandsworth is renound for its various buning mandem. Wandsworth unlike other more materialistic boroughs such as Dulwich or Clapham, is defined not by the buildings but by the people. Wandsworth is a social arena like no other. Also notorious for the deceased 'Rusts' now the up and coming 'Nisa Local', where are manner of beverages and assortments of snacks can be purchased. Wandsworth is not just a borough its simply a religion. Legend has it that the four founders of Wandsworth ingraved the legendary 'W' in to each others shaved heads. The heart of Wandsworth lives on, strong, protected by various chosen Deciples none more renound than that of a young boy who burdened the responsibility of his borough at a young and tender age, but showed great character and wisdom in guiding the borough through some of the darkest days it has seen. Praise be to Wandsworth

undoubtedly one of the most expensive places to live in england, and home to many famous sports players and the notorious Gordon Ramsey. rimmed with people who have more money than sense. By day the children of wandsworth commute from their 7 story houses into croydon to receive their 40k private education, by night they roam the streets intoxicated from vodka and ketamine. If you live next to wandsworth common, daddy definitely has 4 teslas and a few range rovers in the garage waiting for you to pass your driving test. Not forgetting, the monthly allowance they get from mummy and daddy allows them to rush to harrods/ selfridges every weekend and splurge on a new pair of balenciagas. House parties are a daily thing in wandsworth and the rest of central london, as free houses are more than often as mummy and daddy leave the country for a few days to complete work abroad.

A place where the youths of Emmanuel, graveney, streatham and Clapham, Bolingbroke hang out and do drugs, Blem, fight and make out