wangnetic
A "wang" whose incredible powers of attraction allow it to acquire females with unbelievable force. Said females feel an innate physical attraction to it, as a metal to a magnet. Its force is simply natural and cannot be acquired. Many men wish that they possessed it, yet, few are blessed with it.
Dude, Jimbo is incredible. He's ugly as hell but he still gets his bones get jumped like kids on a trampoline. He must have a wangnetic johnson.
The only way that guy's getttin laid is if he gets struck with wangnetic powers by the hand of Zeus.
The only way that guy's getttin laid is if he gets struck with wangnetic powers by the hand of Zeus.