Wangspan
The length of one's wang: I.E., Dick size. Generally given in inches.
"It's not the wangspan, it's the skills man!"
Person 1: "My wangspan is three feet."
Person 2: "But you're a girl..."
Person 1: "I keep it tucked away in my navel."
Person 1: "My wangspan is three feet."
Person 2: "But you're a girl..."
Person 1: "I keep it tucked away in my navel."