wangtangular
When an object becomes damaged and its resultant mis-shape appears to now approximate the shape of a penis. An object that is overtly phallic in design/shape.
Dude!... that landmine blew your friggen leg off - look at that thing laying there - it's totally wangtangular!
Peter, that long red convertible is spectacularly wangtangular!
Peter, that long red convertible is spectacularly wangtangular!