wank

1. to masturbate

2. a term to describe something of substandard quality

3. a term to describe a situation which stirs deep disappointment and contempt

1. 'where's Emrys?' 'Emrys is having a wank in his car. It is lunch time after all.'

2. 'What happened to the bike you got two months ago?' 'It was wank, I took it back. the gears came off.'

3. I worked late for for 3 weeks and did not get any overtime, or even a thank you. The whole thing is wank mate.

wank

predominantely British term for masturbation

Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

wank

The act of self masturbation (verb)

Hey John, wanna go catch a beer?
No, I think I'm just going to go home and have a wank.

wank

the voice inside someones head that tells them to do and say unexplainable things.

he is similar to an infection, anyone can get sick with him, but once he is there he never leaves.

Simon - “why did you do that”

Tom - “it wasnt me it was wank”

wank

A colloquial reference to male masturbation.

Although E. M. Forster enjoyed Virginia Woolf's company, he'd often wish she'd shut up and leave so he could enjoy a rollicking good wank in the gazeebo.

wank

.bash the bishop
.choke the chicken
.yank the plank
.clean the pipes
.grapple the gorilla
.pet the one eyed snake
.stroke the salami
.massage colin
.toss off
.shake hands with the milkman
.plain old wank
.greet the old chap
.tommy tank

wank

1. British slang for masturbation or masturbating.
2. An on-line discuss without purpose or substance that often involves pretension and bullshit.

1. There was a guy in the park having a wank in the bushes.

2. Then the entire conversation degenerated into complete wank.

俚语	wank
释义	wank 1. to masturbate 2. a term to describe something of substandard quality 3. a term to describe a situation which stirs deep disappointment and contempt 1. 'where's Emrys?' 'Emrys is having a wank in his car. It is lunch time after all.' 2. 'What happened to the bike you got two months ago?' 'It was wank, I took it back. the gears came off.' 3. I worked late for for 3 weeks and did not get any overtime, or even a thank you. The whole thing is wank mate. wank predominantely British term for masturbation Buffing the Banana Holding Your Sausage Hostage Jackin' the Beanstalk Rounding up the Tadpoles Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ Spank the Frank Applying the hand brake Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior Auditioning the finger puppets Beef-stroke-it-off Boxing the bald champ Charming the snake Checking for testicular cancer Choking Kojak Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie Straddle your paddle Taking matters into your own hands Teasing the weasel Thumping the pump Tickling the pickle etc etc wank The act of self masturbation (verb) Hey John, wanna go catch a beer? No, I think I'm just going to go home and have a wank. wank the voice inside someones head that tells them to do and say unexplainable things. he is similar to an infection, anyone can get sick with him, but once he is there he never leaves. Simon - “why did you do that” Tom - “it wasnt me it was wank” wank A colloquial reference to male masturbation. Although E. M. Forster enjoyed Virginia Woolf's company, he'd often wish she'd shut up and leave so he could enjoy a rollicking good wank in the gazeebo. wank .bash the bishop .choke the chicken .yank the plank .clean the pipes .grapple the gorilla .pet the one eyed snake .stroke the salami .massage colin .toss off .shake hands with the milkman .plain old wank .greet the old chap .tommy tank wank 1. British slang for masturbation or masturbating. 2. An on-line discuss without purpose or substance that often involves pretension and bullshit. 1. There was a guy in the park having a wank in the bushes. 2. Then the entire conversation degenerated into complete wank.
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