Wank and Dank
Jerking off and smoking high quality weed
Tyrone:What have you been doing lately?
John:I’ve just been doing the wank and dank
John:I’ve just been doing the wank and dank
wanke-danke-thon
This is an extended masturbation session of gratitude, formed by combining the words "wank" + the German word "danke" for thank you + "thon" from marathon.
Mom: Alright son, I fixed you a great supper. How are you going to thank me?
Son: Mom, I am going to do a wanke-danke-thon in your honor tonight.
Mom: Oh I am flattered!
Son: Mom, I am going to do a wanke-danke-thon in your honor tonight.
Mom: Oh I am flattered!
Wank and dank
Getting high and having sex
Tyrone asked Jamal what he’s been doing lately and tyron said just wank and dank