Wank Cabbage
The correct way to refer to someone when they're being a little shitface.
Hey, stop being a fucking wank cabbage and join the voice call.
Wank Cabbage
Wank Cabbage is a term that you call someone when is being stupid and not doing the right thing. We all know someone can do something wrong whether it be a friend or person.. Just any type of human really or animal or thing.. Just anything to be honest
Kat: Has Boris made the announcement tonight?
Kat's Mom: Yeah that wank cabbage put us into lockdown again
Kat: Interesting
Kat's Mom: Yeah that wank cabbage put us into lockdown again
Kat: Interesting
Wank Cabbage
A way to refer to a complete and utter numskull. Has the abbreviation WC.
Boy: I shot the Sherrif.
Boy's friend: You absolute wank cabbage! Now the deputy will be after us. Twat.
Boy's friend: You absolute wank cabbage! Now the deputy will be after us. Twat.
Cabbage wank
The act of being pleasured manually by a physically disabled person
Good night last night John?
“Yeah went to that charity doo and ended up getting a cabbage wank behind the buffet table”
“Yeah went to that charity doo and ended up getting a cabbage wank behind the buffet table”