Wank Camel
When you go a long time without having a flog just like a camel would go without water.
Person 1: "I haven't masturbated in ages."
Person 2: "Whoa dude, you're such a Wank Camel."
Person 2: "Whoa dude, you're such a Wank Camel."
camel wank
Also known as titty wank or tittywank. The sexual act of a female (or perhaps anyone with sizable breasts) using breasts to stimulate a penis, possibly to the point of orgasm. Derivation unknown, but may be a metaphor for a man sitting between the two large humps of a camel.
After she sucked on his penis on her knees, she wrapped her generous breasts around his penis and camel wanked him until he came on her face.