wank daddy
someone who is not getting any action and therefore must wank, as apposed to a mack daddy
man, gannon is such a wank daddy, he never gets any action
Big Daddy Wank
A cocaine and Adderall fueled alcoholic gambling addict with a predilection for Chinese prostitutes and Viagara.
God, I pulled such a Big Daddy Wank last night. I hit Mega Millions, bought 5,000 pounds of cocaine and lost the rest on $500,000 coin flips. I think my heart just exploded.