Wanker Faced
being completely and totally drunk off your ass AKA hammered, smashed, toasted, drunk, fucked up, plowed, sloshed, etc.
Hey lets go and get wanker faced tonight!
Flat faced wanker
English (British) - term used to describe a pug (dog breed)
I need to go to the veterinarian so I can pick up Sophie’s flat faced wanker.