wankertator
The act of hollowing out a potato and using it as a masterbatory aid.
Yo i heard dan's a wankertator!
No way bro!
No way bro!
Wankerteering
The ability for marketing departments to fabricate data and information to mislead the consumer into thinking their product is the best thing since sliced bread, when in reality its the same as everyone elses product.
Our bicycle frame will save you 20watts of power at 20mph, what a load of wankerteering nonsense
Wankertitis
An uncontrollable love for British people by someone not British that is not healthy. Not to be confused with a wanker.
American: I love the brits! God bless the Queen!
Friend: Dude you got a bad case of Wankertitis!
Friend: Dude you got a bad case of Wankertitis!