wank eye

a severly boss eyed person with what looks like the abillity of a 270 degree field of vision, almost chameleon like.

When a person has had to much to drink that their eyes become so narrow you presume they've just finished a hefty days wanking. These people are usually dangerous.

Answer to the question "If this is an ear wank, and this is a mouth wank, then whats this?" asked to scared first years by bored 5th years in secondary schools throughout the country.
When the first years reach "that age" they realise that they do indeed wank.