wanky doodles

Stains of cum in the sheets of a bachelor, typically forming silhouettes of cats, dogs, Che Guevaras... you name it!

A overly dramatic, and rather camp, expression for a male to describe the act of self love (wanking - duh!) based on the film Yankee Doodle Dandy, staring James Cagney.

The practice of whooping, screeching and shouting like a fucking retard at any concert, show, gig, sporting event or whatever, usually accompanied by much air-punching, stupid hand gestures and acting like a retarded American teenage cunt with stupid parents and an MTV fixation.

When you administer a pecker slap to your partner, followed by plugging one nostril by sticking your wankie in there blocking the air flow of one side of the nose; so that when they/them breathe it creates a whistling sound. Then, using your non dick-hand you can hold over your "instrument's" nostril plugging and releasing the nasal cavity like a trumpet to the tune of Yankee Doodle.