wank jank
A guy that is so into himself that his junk don't stank.
Larry played shuffleboard like a wank jank.
Jank-Wank
a session of masturbation that was in some way spoiled, interrupted or unenjoyable.
"Man, i just had a seriously jank-wank."
"How come?"
"I spilt coffee all over my dick halfway through."
"How come?"
"I spilt coffee all over my dick halfway through."