Wank Legs
When after a wank while standing up, the muscles in your legs cramp, causing mild but persistent pain.
X: "Dude, why do you always walk like a cowboy?"
Y: "I get really bad wank legs from jerking off so much while standing up. I just can't keep my hands off myself."
X: "You need to get a girlfriend/boyfriend"
Y: "What's girlfriend/boyfriend supposed to mean? Are you suggesting I might be gay?"
X: "Yes."
Y: "I get really bad wank legs from jerking off so much while standing up. I just can't keep my hands off myself."
X: "You need to get a girlfriend/boyfriend"
Y: "What's girlfriend/boyfriend supposed to mean? Are you suggesting I might be gay?"
X: "Yes."