wank mine
Whilst searching for pornagraphic material in preperation for a worth while masturbation session, one clicks upon a site described as 'blonde gets gangbanged by three well hung men'. Once clicked upon said website reveals itself to be an old granny being set upon by three midgets. This instantly kills the mood (for any well adjusted person) and is known as hitting a 'wank mine'.
Searching for porn and finding out the 'beautiful blonde with big naturals' is in fact your mother. My friend, you have just encountered a 'wank mine'.
wank mining
Searching for porn.
Oh shit dudes,
I found this video through random wank mining efforts and put it up here 'cause I figured you guys would have a laugh. It had nothing to do with Meg White when I found it.
I found this video through random wank mining efforts and put it up here 'cause I figured you guys would have a laugh. It had nothing to do with Meg White when I found it.
wank mining
searching for or downloading porn
I found a video of your mom fucking a black guy when i was wank mining last night
wank mining
The act of masturbating while simultaneously surfing porn in a haphazard manner, in the hope of chancing across a piece of such unparalleled hotness/depravity that it pushes you to the point of orgasm.
"Anyone know of any good tips for multiple windows installations, without the mind numbing tedium?"
"do some wank mining on the first, while installing the second"
"do some wank mining on the first, while installing the second"