Wankmonger
A person with a particular fondness for masterbation.
Eugene is a Wankmonger who doesn't have an original thought in his head!
Wankmongering Twatfish
Used to insult a person with whom you have a severe dislike.
Rob lyons: hey
Me: you sir, are a wankmongering twatfish
Rob: hhuuuuurrrrrgggghhhh
Me: you sir, are a wankmongering twatfish
Rob: hhuuuuurrrrrgggghhhh