wank off

1. Literally, to jerk off.
2. Figuratively, to do something in a self-indulgent, excessive, and ultimately ineffective manner.

1. Looking back on my childhood, I'm grateful my mom never caught me wanking off.
2. That solo felt like it went on forever. The guitar player is such a wank off!

wank off

To masturbate, hold the hot dog, however you want to say it - for a man to give himself sexual pleasure. It may also be used as the object of the sentence, if a woman or gay man holds their partner's genitals in a position to make them cum.

I wank off when I think about fucking Sophia.

wank off

A competition of who can wank the longest, at full speed, without cumming.
11 years and younger can't play cause they never will cum.

wank off

To have a wank fight. You have to masturbate against another player and the winner is who lasts the longest. You must attempt to wank at at least 20 mph. Try and collect your jizz in a cup and compare to other players for more win.

"I totally kicked their asses in that wank off last night. I managed to beat 4 people in a row"

wank off

What I do when I look at Jodi Padecky's cute little buttcheeks.

After talking with Jodi, I always wank off on some hookers ass.

wank off

A high speed, pointless guitar solo. Often utilized by 80s-era hair bands. Serves no real purpose musically, except to demonstrate the technical prowess of the guitar player.

Bass player: "So, are you going to unleash any wild guitar solos on the crowd tonight, man?"

Guitar player: "Damn straight. I'm gonna wank off all over that audience, dude".

Bass player: "Sweet. Now let's get back to hoovering lines off of this hooker's ass".

wanks off

jerks off, jacks off, shakes hands with the governor, spanks the monkey, etc.

see "Prick up Your Ears"

俚语	wank off
释义	wank off 1. Literally, to jerk off. 2. Figuratively, to do something in a self-indulgent, excessive, and ultimately ineffective manner. 1. Looking back on my childhood, I'm grateful my mom never caught me wanking off. 2. That solo felt like it went on forever. The guitar player is such a wank off! wank off To masturbate, hold the hot dog, however you want to say it - for a man to give himself sexual pleasure. It may also be used as the object of the sentence, if a woman or gay man holds their partner's genitals in a position to make them cum. I wank off when I think about fucking Sophia. wank off A competition of who can wank the longest, at full speed, without cumming. 11 years and younger can't play cause they never will cum. wank off To have a wank fight. You have to masturbate against another player and the winner is who lasts the longest. You must attempt to wank at at least 20 mph. Try and collect your jizz in a cup and compare to other players for more win. "I totally kicked their asses in that wank off last night. I managed to beat 4 people in a row" wank off What I do when I look at Jodi Padecky's cute little buttcheeks. After talking with Jodi, I always wank off on some hookers ass. wank off A high speed, pointless guitar solo. Often utilized by 80s-era hair bands. Serves no real purpose musically, except to demonstrate the technical prowess of the guitar player. Bass player: "So, are you going to unleash any wild guitar solos on the crowd tonight, man?" Guitar player: "Damn straight. I'm gonna wank off all over that audience, dude". Bass player: "Sweet. Now let's get back to hoovering lines off of this hooker's ass". wanks off jerks off, jacks off, shakes hands with the governor, spanks the monkey, etc. see "Prick up Your Ears"
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