Wankpike
The term used for somebody who wears more rings than they have fingers yet also thinks they're 'cool' because they hang out in a local bar which has a little bit of decor.
The typical person that you see in a bar that tends to be in a suburb, (decorated like a bar in the middle of London, chrome etc) and is happy to buy drinks at £10 each and dance to Hed Kandi house music in order to believe that they are cool. In fact, they are a Wankpike