wank-pit
bed in which one masturbates. (see wank trough)
Jesus Christ was born in some fucking farmer's wank pit.
wanking pit
British army slang for a bed.
Get out of them fucking wanking pits!
wanking pit
a wanking pit is bed/matress that sags in the middle, smells of man sweat, covered in stains and its secondry use is to be slept on
Ok mate, come round in 30 mins, i'm still in my wanking pit
wank pit
Typical teenage boy's bedroom
Dad - "Fraser get out of that stinking wank pit, it's 2 o'clock in the afternoon"
Fraser - "Urrrgh, later, leave me alone"
Fraser - "Urrrgh, later, leave me alone"
wank pit
A male teenagers bedroom
Dad - "It's 2pm get out of that stinking wank pit"
Son - "Later - OK?"
Son - "Later - OK?"
Pit Wank
No hands?
No tits?
Use your pits!
You are the recipient of a pit wank when your girl clinches her arm close to her side and allows you to jerk off in the orifice that she has created.
No tits?
Use your pits!
You are the recipient of a pit wank when your girl clinches her arm close to her side and allows you to jerk off in the orifice that she has created.
Guy #1 to Guy #2 – Hahaha look at that girl over there her arms are stuck to her sides. She must have given her bloke a pit wank earlier!