wankpuffin

"Wankpuffin" is a term that trended on Twitter after composer Nick Harvey tweeted his shock that it was his mother's ISP username. The apparent melding of the British slang "wank," or masturbate, with "Puffin," a North Atlantic sea bird, the term was quickly adapted as a pejorative for wankers in general, most notably, Donald Trump.

Some say Sir. David Attenborough blurted it out in a fit of rage in the latest episode of "Planet Earth", others say it's a colourful seabird's special "private time" with it's big head.... all we know is it's an awesome put-down currently trending on Twitter

wank - to masturbate
puffery - exaggerated claims of quality which cannot be determined
specifically relates to Donald Trump

n. wankpuffin is the unrealistic claims declared by Trump, a form of public mental masturbation.

Commonly associated with Donald Trump.

1. A north-Atlantic bird that does nothing but jerk off
2. An asshole
3. A dumb person

predominantly British term for constitutionality masturbation addicted person.

A insult that came originally from a randomly generated broadband user name, however subsequently was used by Milk the Cow Podcast to describe Donald Trump causing a viral internet phenomenon.

Masterbaiting penguin