wankrageous
Something which occurs to make one resort to an instant and furious wank.
You are taking a peaceful stroll in the park one fine summer's morning when you happen to see a young lady lying on the grass in such a manner that her stocking tops and the gusset of her gleaming white panties are clearly visible. 'That's wankrageous,' you might mutter as you whip out your sausage.
wankrag
A rag for which the clean-up procedure after a hefty ejaculation period. Sometimes such a rag can be used during said action so as to catch spermatozoa before offending matter causes bother.
'Lucky I had the old wankrag handy otherwise mum would have seen the clues for sure!'