Wankspangle
Anyone who fails.
Q. Will you marry me.
A. No. Because you are a Wankspangle.
A. No. Because you are a Wankspangle.
Wankspangle
A wankspangle is a thin string of semen between the hand and penis of someone that just finished masturbating.
Oh god, I hate it when you're done jerking it and you've got to clean off a wankspangle or two.
wankspangle
Wankspangle - a verb for the ultimate wanker, an idiot, or well known throbber or dickhead.
I tell what that bloke over there is a 100% wankspangle.
I told him to put the rubbish out, but hes thick as mince and definitely a wankspangle
I told him to put the rubbish out, but hes thick as mince and definitely a wankspangle
Utter Wankspangle.
A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.
Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.