wanktimonious
Thinking you're a far better wanker than anyone else. Wanking whilst looking down your nose at everyone else whether they're wanking of not
He was so wanktimonious, sat there pulling his todger trying to appear he was royalty.
Who does he think he is, Prince Andrew? Wanktimonious cunt.
Who does he think he is, Prince Andrew? Wanktimonious cunt.