Wanky Hanky
A piece of fabric used for mopping up semen after masturbation. An ideal wanky hanky would be about one foot square, in 3-tone cream camo pattern.
"My wanky hanky is so stiff you could surf on it!"
wanky-hanky
paper or textile used to prevent spillage during masterbation, especially one routinely used.
"When I found his wanky-hanky in the car, I nearly freaked."
wankie hankie
Any fabric implement used for the mopping up of semen after a good episode of one handed love making
I’m out of tissues, I need to find a wankie hankie
Hanky Wanky
When you ask your G/F or wife if they want to have Hanky Panky (sex) and she declines, so you just get a clean hanky or handkerchief and masturbate with it
I asked Mandy if she wanted to have Hanky Panky, and she wasn't in the mood, so I grabbed a blue striped handkerchief and had a Hanky Wanky instead
Hanky wanky
When someone over the age of 50 jerks off into their hanky
Man 1.im so horny but I’m at my nieces kindergarten
Man2. I know, just do a hanky wanky
Man2. I know, just do a hanky wanky