wanky-wanky
A nice way to say "a wank".
Dad: What are you doing?
Son: Just having a wanky-wanky!
Dad: Fair enough.
Son: Just having a wanky-wanky!
Dad: Fair enough.
Wanky
Something that looks or sound inappropriate. It can also mean something that something is obvious or stupid. Also happens to be Santana(the greatest character ever)'s catch phrase.
Example 1:
Carl-"You guys have a hole to fill and i'm just trying to help will it"
Santana-"Wanky"
Emma-"Santana!"
Example 2:
Kitty- "You're so funny and self deprecating, we're so much alike"
Quinn- Looks around in confusion
Santana- "Wanky"
Example 3:
Puck- "Once you see a baby come out of a girls magic garden everything else is easily acceptable"
Quinn-"I think I love you puck. And I know it's not gonna be easy what, with me and you being me and you. But, i'd rather do
hard with you than easy with someone else."
Santana- "Wanky"
Quinn- "Santana for once i'd appreciate it if you kept you inevitable snark to yourself.
Carl-"You guys have a hole to fill and i'm just trying to help will it"
Santana-"Wanky"
Emma-"Santana!"
Example 2:
Kitty- "You're so funny and self deprecating, we're so much alike"
Quinn- Looks around in confusion
Santana- "Wanky"
Example 3:
Puck- "Once you see a baby come out of a girls magic garden everything else is easily acceptable"
Quinn-"I think I love you puck. And I know it's not gonna be easy what, with me and you being me and you. But, i'd rather do
hard with you than easy with someone else."
Santana- "Wanky"
Quinn- "Santana for once i'd appreciate it if you kept you inevitable snark to yourself.
Wanky
Wanky (wah-aye-enn-key): adj. Word used to describe moments of great sexual attraction and sexual tension.
Used by the one and only Santana lopez.
Used by the one and only Santana lopez.
That Brittany, she is so wanky
wanky
Indulgent, pretentious, simultaneously showy and useless.
"That 8-minute guitar solo was incomparably wanky"
wankie
A handkerchief used solely for mopping up semenal fluids after masturbation.
Bored on the bus and your i-Phone battery is flat? Don't you wish you had a Wankie? Introducing the Wankie! Feel free to fap yourself stupid anytime, anywhere with this portable, reusable wank-cloth! It comes in a variety of colours and fabrics! For a limited time only, get the all new black silk Wankie!
I used to have to carry around a box of tissues with me in case I felt like wanking. Now with my new Wankie, I can let loose anytime, anywhere!
I used to have to carry around a box of tissues with me in case I felt like wanking. Now with my new Wankie, I can let loose anytime, anywhere!
Wanky
Said when pointing out innuendos in conversation, similar to "that's what she said" except less of a joke. Frequently used by Santana Lopes on the comedy series Glee.
Girl: "could you help me fill this hole?"
Guy: "Yeah"
Santana: "Wanky" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guy: "Yeah"
Santana: "Wanky" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wanky
Odd, different, confused, strange...
That is a wanky way of seeing things..That weird picture makes my eyes wanky.. I feel real wanky about this date tonight...