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Sarcastic response to someone who either boasts about something as if they deserve a reward for it, says something that nobody cares about but acts like everyone should, or says something that you can't really respond to. Rarely used IRL; most commonly used on internet forums.

Another way of saying "I don't give a fuck" commonly used by middle school children and dumbass freshman.

The nice way to say, I like you, but i don' t care. At all.

another way a girl asks a guy if he wants to have sexual relations. Usually all the way to intercourse.

What You Say To Someone After Being Really Fat. (Not Litterally Obese But Like Eating Two Lunches And Still Beig Hungry)

A snarky way of trying to give a backhanded compliment to someone who has just tried to arrogantly, and often unjustifiably, toot their own horn.

When your crush tells you they only want a hook up instead of a relationship, so you agree to just hooking up, only to find out later that they really did want a relationship.