wardolfsalad
Wardolfsalad, similar to the word "Waldorfsalad" ( A well known culinary delight ), but instead describes the behavior of the Chef rather than the contents of the food bowl.
Waiter: What can I get you sir ?
Customer: May I please have the Waldorf salad ?
waiter: Sorry sir, Salad is off, Chef has left early again, you can have the tinned WARDOLFSALAD instead ?
Customer: May I please have the Waldorf salad ?
waiter: Sorry sir, Salad is off, Chef has left early again, you can have the tinned WARDOLFSALAD instead ?