Wareham Boys
Men in their mid to late 40s to early 50's who have lived in Wareham, Massachusetts for their entire lives with no intention of ever leaving. You can easily find them at The Narrows Bar or the Gateway Tavern, or hanging around outside of Cumby's. As the name suggests, they are trapped in a high schooler's mentality, always reminiscing about the "glory days" at Wareham High School. These can include Football games, The Prom, Homecoming, or getting high down at Little Harbor Beach. They will fiercely defend their town, to the death if need be. Stay away from the Wareham Boys.
Normal Person: Hi there, I'm lost. Can you point me in the direction of Cape Cod?
Wareham Boys: Hey fuck you pal! What? You don't like Wareham? Get Fucked! This is just like High School bro, everybody always wants to leave Wareham...
Wareham Boys: Hey fuck you pal! What? You don't like Wareham? Get Fucked! This is just like High School bro, everybody always wants to leave Wareham...