Warm Norman
The act of masturbating on the toilet with a poop halfway pushed out of your butthole. Provides prostate stimulation without the nasty feeling of having a finger or other unsanitary object inserted into your butt.
Jerry: Hey man I heard Elaine wanted to finger your butt last night?
George: Yeah man but that's gross, I just gave myself a Warm Norman in the middle of my poop.
George: Yeah man but that's gross, I just gave myself a Warm Norman in the middle of my poop.