Warm weetabix
Warm weetabix is the correct way to eat the common English cereal weetabix. Many people say weetabix should be eaten cold, which offends me in many ways. Weetabix should be crumpled up into a microwavable bowl with a splash of milk, warmed up for 15 seconds. There, my friends, is the correct way to eat weetabix.
“You can’t eat weetabix cold, it has to be warm weetabix obviously.”