Wash Ass

When you are wiping your ass over and over from an angry shit, it's time to hop in the shower and clean your ass off. Don't forget the crack. Once you've lost this wiping battle and have a rash, it's time to wash ass.

1. a concluding remark or gesture at parting - often used interjectionally
2. a taking of leave
3. goodye
4. see you later

The act of washing your ass after taking a wicked disgusting shit. This method of ass washing is a cleaner method than wiping your ass with toilet paper.

Ass Wash is a reagent used mainly for cleansing and/or scrubbing ones posterior, but also has wildly interesting applications in the paralysis of C. elegans for scientific study.

An exclamation, usually made during oral sex in which the giving party expresses his or her displeasure at the cleanliness of a woman's vagina.

A social media challenge movement originating on Reddit with aims to contribute to environmental efforts such as Save The Turtles and others as well as to preserve the toilet paper supply during the Coronavirus pandemic. Participators are expected to complete these aims by avoiding using water or toilet paper to clean their ass. The logic behind the movement is that if many people stop using toilet paper during the pandemic, the demand will go down and the supply will be able to recover and sustain people throughout the pandemic after the month of April. The decreased water demands will also reduce energy usage worldwide and reduce the amount of fossil fuel emissions when added to the existing effect of less cars on the road.

This soothing cleansing of the posterior involves applying heated lotion to the hand and gently rubbing a path from the anus to the grundle for a period of 3-5 minutes. The more established parlors will conclude with a brief massage of the buttocks.

This is a highly pleasureable personal massage, usually only found in the larger cities of South Vietnam. While such activities can be procured in other locales, the negative risk of what requested services that actually take place increase exponetialy based upon the proximity to urban areas. This negative risk also includes the possibility of additional pleasures included in the cost of a standard V.A.W., though on average this percentage is well below favorable odds.