Blampire
A Blonde Vampire.
Ali said, "I was at the KE$HA concert last night and I thought she was sprinkling glitter on the stage, but it turns out it was blood..."
Bjorn, "Oh, don't you know that KE$HA is a Blampire?"
Bjorn, "Oh, don't you know that KE$HA is a Blampire?"
Blampire
a mixture of bat and octopus in which smells like cheese.
What's that smell? Oh my gosh it's a blampire!!