Washington Bullets
The team that had that really tall guy. Decided to change their name to the Wizards for some retarded ass reason (prolly because black people in Washington like shoot bullets at each other) Their decline soon followed after the name change. They went so low they decided to sign Michael Jordan because they sucked so much balls. Then, they sucked even more balls. Now, they suck more balls then ever. You can find them as the team at the very bottom of the standings.
"Hey, did you see the Washington Wizards game yesterday?"
"They're called the Washington Bullets, fucktard."
"They're called the Washington Bullets, fucktard."