wasteflan
A wasteman who is fat enough to be mistaken for a cake.
"That man is rather fat, and, indeed, quite waste."
"So fat he could be a cake?"
"Indeed."
"He's a wasteflan."
"Hokey Flokey!"
"So fat he could be a cake?"
"Indeed."
"He's a wasteflan."
"Hokey Flokey!"
WasteFlan
A baker lacking skill and finesse
"Yo, that new guy's brownies are tasteless, what a WasteFlan"
"What WasteFlan made these soggy macarons"
"What WasteFlan made these soggy macarons"