Water Bloat
A time when you drink too much 'essence of life' and look really fat for ages. Common Youtube Videos are based around this gimmick. Can extend to you looking pregnant when it is just water.
"OMG, i did'nt know men could get pregnant!"
"Yeah, 38 weeks in."
"Really?"
"Nah, it's just a water bloat i'm growing for a Youtube video."
"Yeah, 38 weeks in."
"Really?"
"Nah, it's just a water bloat i'm growing for a Youtube video."