watering the goats
1. A random out of context excuse given to get away from someone as fast as possible,
2. Jerking it to softcore Polish pornography
3. A combination of both above definitions.
2. Jerking it to softcore Polish pornography
3. A combination of both above definitions.
"Timmy, Go do your homework!!!"---"No Mom, I'm watering the goats!!"
"Hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?"
-"Nah i got some stuff to do"
"like what?"
-"Err.. I gotta go water the goats"
"Hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?"
-"Nah i got some stuff to do"
"like what?"
-"Err.. I gotta go water the goats"
water goat
Another name for an octopus.
Water goats have two eyes and four pairs of arms and, like other cephalopods, they are bilaterally symmetric.
water goat
a. a dolphin that sounds like a goat. (aka water goat)
b. a person trying to sound like a dolphin, then ends up sounding like a goat.
c. a very cute cat/ cuddly animal nick named water goat.
b. a person trying to sound like a dolphin, then ends up sounding like a goat.
c. a very cute cat/ cuddly animal nick named water goat.
a."ehehehehehe ehhhhh"
"dude, you sound like a freakin' water goat."
"eheh?"
"im done talking to you."
b."eheheheheheh!"
"ooh! how cute a dolphin!, but it sounds like a goat... its a water goat!"
"dude, you sound like a freakin' water goat."
"eheh?"
"im done talking to you."
b."eheheheheheh!"
"ooh! how cute a dolphin!, but it sounds like a goat... its a water goat!"