Watermelon-slinging slasher
A person who throws a slice of watermelon at another person/object.
Watermelon-slinging slasher: *throws watermelon slice at the victim*
Victim’s friend: Hey, are you good?
Victim: Yeah, that guy is a total watermelon-slinging slasher.
Victim’s friend: Hey, are you good?
Victim: Yeah, that guy is a total watermelon-slinging slasher.