Water Pigs
Cops with boats; Lake Patrol.
"Aw shit, Larry, Water Pigs! Get the motor working, quick!"
Water Pig
Someone who finishes their glass of water at a restaurant and then proceeds to ask everyone else if they can have some of their water while they wait for the waitress/waiter to get them a refill.
"Dude, can I have some of your water?"
"Man, you're such a water pig!!"
"Man, you're such a water pig!!"