water the turkey
A nonsensical action that is performed for the sole purpose of making someone do work. Similar to watering a dog shit garden except that the action is forced upon by a second-party.
Guy 1: "Why is Mike late?"
Guy 2: "His parent's are probably making him water the turkey"
Guy 2: "His parent's are probably making him water the turkey"
Watering the turkey
To go to the bathroom/toilet
Hold on Bob I just have to go water the turkey.
Jessica is just watering the turkey, she will be with you soon.
Jessica is just watering the turkey, she will be with you soon.