water toucher
a penis long enough to touch the water in the toilet while going number two
i've seen your penis and it aint no water toucher
water toucher
a continuous fecal ejection that reaches the water before breaking away from the anus
i just did a water toucher get the axe
toilet water toucher
a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that references the male anatomy in a way that expresses it being so big and long that it touches the water in the toilet while sitting down.
"dude did you see Jimmy in the shower after practice?! holy hell i didn't know he had one of them toilet water touchers!"
"Katie can't really sit down today, she said she was with a dude last night that had one of them toilet water touchers."
"Katie can't really sit down today, she said she was with a dude last night that had one of them toilet water touchers."