Watervolcano
Refers to a person who expells liters of saliva with every spoken sentence, and in speaking, coats any surrounding people and/or objects in a film of saliva.
Jared Solloway spits on subject A. Subject A has spit on their face.
Subject A: "Jared you fucking watervolcano stop spitting on my face!"
Subject A: "Jared you fucking watervolcano stop spitting on my face!"