Waterwalker
One who thinks his shit doesn't stink and is unyielding to bend the rules. An idealist who believes he's been bestowed divine right and believes he can "walk on water", literally. One who takes it upon himself to enforce any and all rules with extreme prejudice. A hardass.
"Deuce is a Waterwalker"
JC Waterwalker
Slang Term of Jesus, "son" of God
Christmas is JC Waterwalker's birthday