wattle downs

If you want to find a quiet, boring place full of old people. Forget a retirement home or a cruise ship. Wattle downs is one!. Old people driving 5kms, Soccer mums, Those middle ages white dads that you see at the zoo and rainbows end. Snotrag spoilt kids that scream. Then Wattle Downs is the place for you. This little paradise is often victim of horis from Rewa stealing cars and walking around with their pitbulls to compensate for their chodes.

Guy: Yo bro, ever been to wattle downs?

Guy 2: Yo eah g. Stole us a mean bike there aye. Hearty score.

Guy: Bro did u get those mushies from the roundabout on carnoustie?
Guy 2: Safe as cuz. munched on them before I went to Wiremu's house.